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Light skin, dark skin, my Asian persuasion
Granny gives an expressive face, before twirling onto the floor with a wink and a smile as the judges grin.
Aguacate: “GRANNY?!”
Yeah, that sexy, sexy, sexy
Hideyoshi jumps around, landing into a split as he shimmies and shakes his body in furious fashion.
Strum me like a guitar, blow out my amplifier
Granny begins to exhale and inhale in an overly expressive fashion, playing a fake guitar as Chronologica chuckles.
I'm gonna feedback, feedback, oh
Hideyoshi flips into the air and lands into a death drop, before raising their hands in the air to cartwheel.
Jaslene Bangus: “Hideyoshi is doing… far too much. He can dance. Wow.” Jaslene shrugs.
When you hear some feedback, keep going take it higher
Granny points to the roof, and then signs a request for the people to turn up the song louder, before fist bumping in humorous fashion.
Feedback, feedback
Hideyoshi drops to the floor, as Granny crosses her hands and smiles as the song ends.
…
Granny Gorgeous, Shantay you stay.
“Thank you.” Granny looks at Hideyoshi with a smile. “I wish you well.”
Toyotomi Hideyoshi.
Hideyoshi sighs.
Thank you for showing your heart and soul. I wish you luck. Now… sashay away.
“I do appreciate you giving me this chance.” Hideyoshi clutches his chest. “Off I go.”
Hideyoshi laughs as he struts off. “Oh, I SWEAR if the third warlord WINS…”
Toyotomi Hideyoshi: “I do wish- I did a lot more than I did. But, I am happy to have fought, to have lived and did it.” Hideyoshi smiles. “Nobuna, I hope you feel proud.”
Lipstick Message: “Woo! What a journey. I wish you all the most slayful journey. Act defiant. CONQUER THE WORLD!”
~
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The racers walk into the werkroom.
“Hideyoshi!” Aguacate yells, frowning before smiling. “...Actually, I’m not sad.”
Granny Gorgeous: “I just lip synced for my life. And wow, that was… terrifying.”
“Woo! What a journey. I wish you all the most slayful journey. Act defiant. CONQUER THE WORLD!” Granny smiles.
Haja rolls her eyes.
Haja Hubiani: “Go fuck yourself, Hideyoshi.”
“Okay… and you’re gone, so how did that work?” Haja looks at the mirror.
“Facts.” Jaslene smirks.
Fiore giggles.
Everyone sits down.
“I do want to say, congratulations to my sister, Ms Fiore…” Jaslene smirks, as everyone claps. “For winning her first challenge!”
The racers clap, as Fiore giggles.
Fiore Stravaganza: “I feel so good. I knew I deserved this, but the validation was nice.”
“Totally agree.” Crayola smiles. “I did actually expect Ms Raiz to win though with the caliber she brought.” Crayola responds, looking at Yasmin with a smile.
Fiore looks annoyed.
“You being here has changed lives. I do think you were really, gorgeously baring your heart, and showing world power. You should be proud of yourself.” Crayola grins.
“Thank you.” Yasmin clutches her chest with a grin.
“It was great to see your queer joy.” Omari nods.
“For me, I wish I did win…” Haja shrugs. “But I did really enjoy what you delivered.”
Yasmin blushes.
Fiore Stravaganza: “Should I go walk into a ditch?”
“Why are you all so shocked that I won the challenge?” Fiore asks.
The others look awkwardly, as Jaslene smirks.
“I put together a great shoot, I look amazing, and truly… you’re underestimating me.” Fiore says.
Crayola shakes her head. “Well darling, we didn’t mean-”
“I know what you mean.” Fiore says, coldly.
Aguacate looks into the camera with a kooky face.
“I want to say- I’m here, and I hope you see me now.” Fiore smiles, with a hint of shade.
“We’ve always seen you girl, you’re gorgeous!” Zazu grins.
“Mhm.” Fiore gets up.
Fiore Stravaganza: “I am more than just gorgeous, I am Fiore Stravaganza and I am a superstar.”
“Those girls have no idea the power of us AE girls.” Jaslene says, as the two de-drag.
Fiore Stravaganza: “I, singularly, know what I can do, even if these girls don’t. They will underestimate me for the last time.”
“I’m so ready to keep showing them up. I-” Fiore smiles. “Mean us.”
Jaslene winks.
Fiore Stravaganza: “So know this. I’m coming… and they all… better watch out.”
“Period!” Jaslene yells.
Fiore Stravaganza: “This is the reign of Italy, and we’re not giving up.”
~
The Next Day, Yasmin starts handing out plates.
“Today, on the menu, was requested by Zazu…” Yasmin smiles.
“SALAD!” Zazu grins.
“...You asked for salad?” Jaslene looks at Zazu.
“I love a salad.” Zazu smiles. “Well, there’s a fruit salad, there’s a pear salad-”
“A pear is a fruit.” Omari chuckles.
“I know, but when you ask for a fruit salad, it’s not the same as a pear salad, you know?” Zazu nods.
Everyone looks confused.
“...I get it.” Aguacate fistbumps Zazu.
King Omari Star: “Not the fist bump.”
You’ve got drag mail!
Don’t be spectacular. Be SNATCHTACULAR!
“OH MY GOD!” Aguacate yells.
Yasmin drops her bowl. “YES!”
It’s Drag Time!
Hi Racers! This is it…
Racers, for this week’s challenge, it’s time for the SNATCH GAME!
Everyone cheers.
For this week’s maxi challenge, it’s time for you to put your celebrity impersonation skills to the test in the Snatch Game! Impersonate a favorite celebrity, show off your skills and MAKE ME LAUGH!
Aguacate: “I am so excited for this challenge. I know what to do, I know what I do well- and I am ready for this.”
~
The racers sit around the tables and start chatting.
“So, what are we all doing for the snatch gaaaame?” Aguacate asks.
“Well, I’ve decided I’m going outside of my child-friendly box.” Crayola says, with pride in her voice.
“How so?” Omari asks.
“I’m doing Elmo.” Crayola winks.
The others look at Crayola.
King Omari Star: “Oh lord.”
“Stepping outside your child-friendly box onto sesame street?” Omari winks.
“No!” Crayola chuckles. “I want to surprise people. It’s a take you can feel like will be at first, child friendly. But I want to shock with something unexpected. An X-rated take on it.”
“They’re gonna sue your ass.” Aguacate laughs.
“Noooooo!” Crayola chuckles. “My dear, you don’t get it.”
Crayola Boxx: “I feel like this is a smart approach. They may not see the vision, but I do. I feel comfortable and excited for this.”
“I am the one and only Nelson Mandela.” Omari grins.
Zazu gasps. “THE Nelson Mandela? He’s a sacred figure!”
“Didn’t stop your-” Aguacate starts before being shushed.
“This could be seen as controversial, but I believe all people can be parodied- and the real Nelson Mendela would take this with love and laughter. And I will be making prison jokes.” Omari says.
Zazu looks worriedly. “Are you sure you can do it well?”
Omari smirks. “Look at my drag and you can see the answer.”
Aguacate cackles.
“I have decided to do Betty White.” Granny smiles.
Aguacate looks into the camera.
Aguacate: “Must I say more?”
“Ms Raiz, you’re a comedian.. Who are you doing?” Aguacate purses her lips.
Yasmin takes out a big knife.
Aguacate screams.
“Padma Lakshimi, my deary-diddly-do!” Yasmin holds the knife in the air. “The top chef.”
Yasmin Raiz: “I am also a top chef.” Yasmin giggles. “JKDSNAMDNSAMDAS!!”
“This is fun.” Aguacate nods.
“Charlize Theron for me.” Zazu grins.
Aguacate makes another awkward face.
“I wanted to do a Pakistani Celebrity, but I’ve decided… Priyanka Chopra is a better option.” Haja says.
“I’m… a bit surprised at this.” Yasmin looks at Haja.
“How come?” Haja asks.
Yasmin makes a confused face. “She’s not the most Pakistani friendly. Her comments…”
Haja blinks twice before responding “I mean, let’s not get into geopolitical conflict.” Haja says. “It’s not worth it.”
Yasmin makes a face.
Yasmin Raiz: “Oh, she’s not politically active, clearly. Her face just went blank.”
“I think this is a good choice.” Haja responds. “And I want to show what I can do.”
“Okay..” Yasmin smiles awkwardly.
“So many good choices…” Aguacate grins. “I am doing Cantinflas.”
“Who is that?” Granny asks.
“ The ICONIC Mexican comedian. He is a big inspiration for my drag and I will be going absolutely crazy with him. He was a psychopath like me!” Aguacate grins.
Crayola Boxx: “I cannot tell if that is a joke or not.”
“Well, I cannot wait to see you all give your best.” Aguacate laughs.
“You didn’t ask me and Jaslene.” Fiore looks at Aguacate.
“Oh, pretty girls?” Aguacate winks.
“I mean, I am doing Super B, Bilma, from the 2002 hit movie Super B. Because I can play a ditzy, sexy, female heroine.” Jaslene looks over. “And I know how to do it well.”
Aguacate shrugs.
“And I’m doing Donatella Versace.” Fiore adds.
“So, pretty girls.” Aguacate laughs.
“And you’re doing someone ugly, like you?” Jaslene looks over.
Aguacate laughs.
“I know I can do this.” Fiore looks at Jaslene. “Donatella is a good choice.”
“I’m sure it is, babe.” Jaslene nods. “Let’s prac-”
“I think I’m going to focus solo for a moment.” Fiore smiles. “If that’s okay?”
“Oh yeah, sure.” Jaslene nods.
Fiore Stravaganza: “I am not leaving anything to chance this week.”
~
Chronologica goes to visit the racers.
Zazu Nova!
“Hiiiiiii!” Zazu waves.
How do you feel about the Snatch Game?
“Oh, this is going to be fun.” Zazu grins. “Is my thought.”
Who are you portraying?
“Charlize Theron aka one of my idols.” Zazu smiles. “She’s pretty, and I will talk about like how her mom killed her dad….”
Chronologica’s eyes bulge.
Zazu Nova: “Charlize Theron is a WARRIOR.”
But how are you going to make it funny?
“Well, I will have a strong…” Zazu talks. “South African Accent… and I will joke about my roles… and it will be fabulous.”
Okay, I don’t see it right now, but I want you to work on it, and really showcase how you can.
Zazu Nova: “I feel confident.” Zazu grins.
…
Fiore Stravaganza!
“Ms Logica.” Fiore smiles.
You won last week. Thus far, everyone who has won… has lip synced the following week. Do you plan on repeating this pattern?
“God no, I’m better than that.”
Chronologica chuckles.
Who are you doing for the Snatch Game?
“Donatella Versace.” Fiore smirks.
Tell me why.
“Because she is a diva. She’s blonde, she’s pretty, she’s rich, and she’s a little bit of a bitch.”
Chronologica grins.
“I also think she’s witty. She will respond and bite and reflect at this foolishness around her.” Fiore grins.
What is the foolishness here?
“Some of these girls are clowns.” Fiore shrugs.
I don’t think you’re entirely wrong.
Fiore smirks.
I want you to really keep driving on this bitchy, fun flair. I think it’s a smart choice, and I look forward to seeing it.
“Thank you.” Fiore nods.
…
Hello, Haja!
“Hi Chronologica.” Haja smiles.
Now, you’ve been really under the radar, thus far.
Haja nods.
Haja Hubiani: “Thanks, Chronologica.”
What are you going to do this week to show off?
“I am going to be Priyanka Chopra.” Haja nods. “It’s an excuse to show off me, and to be a famous actress.”
I’m surprised you’re not doing a fashion diva, or something fun- not what I expected?
“In a good way?” Haja winks.
Chronologica shrugs.
Haja looks slightly nervous.
I want you to know this week, I need you to do something. For good or bad, everyone else here has had a moment I can see shining. I’m going to need you to do really good.
Haja nods. “Okay.”
Good luck… and don’t fuck it up.
Haja exhales.
~
As they get ready, Yasmin turns to Aguacate and Crayola.
“I feel like this is going to be a fun snatch game.” Yasmin grins.
“I do really agree.” Aguacate smiles.
“Same.” Crayola nods. “For me, it’s an opportunity to show off another side of me.”
“Well, you know, I would’ve expected like Elmo, you’ve had a hand up you.” Aguacate looks at Crayola.
Yasmin gasps, as Crayola looks speechless.
“Aguacate, you can’t say THAT!” Crayola looks shocked.
Aguacate: “If you can’t deal with a fisti-” Aguacate looks into the camera. “How are you supposed to be a dirty Elmo?!”
“No, I do agree.” Aguacate nods. “Especially as this is a meaningful one for me.”
Yasmin and Crayola look surprised as Aguacate speaks normally.
“How so?” Crayola asks.
Aguacate's eyes light up, brimming with excitement. She takes a deep breath and begins to share her story.
"Well, you see, growing up, I had a special connection with Cantinflas." Aguacate grins, as if reflecting. "I used to watch his movies with my Abuelo, and it became our little tradition. Cantinflas had this incredible ability to make people laugh and bring joy to their lives, including mine."
“That is lovely.” Crayola smiles.
Aguacate pauses, before grinning. "You see, I come from a humble background. We didn't have much, and life wasn't always easy. But Cantinflas taught me that laughter could be a form of resilience, a way to rise above adversity. He inspired me to embrace my own unique quirks and use them to make others smile. And I cannot wait to show myself off and SLAY this.”
Haja shuffles in her seat nearby.
Yasmin Raiz smiles. "Aguacate, that's beautiful. Your love and admiration for Cantinflas shine through your every word. I feel the same about… cooking.”
Aguacate and Crayola turn to look at Yasmin.
"Cooking?" Aguacate raises an eyebrow. "Tell me more, Yasmin."
“Well, for as long as I can remember, cooking has been my ultimate form of self-expression. It's not just about creating delicious dishes; it's about infusing love, creativity, and laughter into every meal I make."
“I do love to eat, too.” Crayola giggles.
Yasmin smiles. "As I grew older, I realized that cooking allowed me to combine two of my greatest passions: comedy and food. I began experimenting with different flavors, textures, and ingredients, infusing dishes with unexpected twists and humorous presentations."
“So, where’s my invite to the dinner party?” Aguacate responds.
“Soon.” Yasmin smiles. “Padma Lakshmi is that. I feel excited to show it, and embrace it.”
“I love how…” Crayola beams. “We’re all so excited. We know we can do this, show ourselves and provide a fantastic snatch game.”
Haja Hubiani: “They’re all EXCITED. And I feel stressed. And…”
“I can’t do this.” Haja says to herself. “I’m out.”
Without another word, Haja walks out.
“...Okay?” Aguacate looks at the others.
“Is she okay?” Granny responds.
“Probably just needed a moment.” Crayola smiles. “We all do.”
Outside, Haja sits alone.
“I’m frustrated.” Haja talks to the camera. “I feel as if like, I feel like- I haven’t quite hit the mark. I know this is a big challenge. I want to show myself, I want-” Haja exhales, looking around.
…
…
"I thought... I thought someone would follow me." Haja whispers to herself, her voice trembling. She looks back at the door.. but the doorway remains empty.
Haja’s eyes well with tears. “Okay.”
Haja continues to look at the door as Aguacate’s laughter booms.
…
…
Haja looks at the door.
…
…
…
"I can do this." Haja mutters to herself. "I didn't come this far to give up now. I have a voice, a story to share, and I won't let my fears silence me."
Haja gets up.
“Challenge time.”
~
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Light skin, dark skin, my Asian persuasion
Granny gives an expressive face, before twirling onto the floor with a wink and a smile as the judges grin.
Aguacate: “GRANNY?!”
Yeah, that sexy, sexy, sexy
Hideyoshi jumps around, landing into a split as he shimmies and shakes his body in furious fashion.
Strum me like a guitar, blow out my amplifier
Granny begins to exhale and inhale in an overly expressive fashion, playing a fake guitar as Chronologica chuckles.
I'm gonna feedback, feedback, oh
Hideyoshi flips into the air and lands into a death drop, before raising their hands in the air to cartwheel.
Jaslene Bangus: “Hideyoshi is doing… far too much. He can dance. Wow.” Jaslene shrugs.
When you hear some feedback, keep going take it higher
Granny points to the roof, and then signs a request for the people to turn up the song louder, before fist bumping in humorous fashion.
Feedback, feedback
Hideyoshi drops to the floor, as Granny crosses her hands and smiles as the song ends.
…
Granny Gorgeous, Shantay you stay.
“Thank you.” Granny looks at Hideyoshi with a smile. “I wish you well.”
Toyotomi Hideyoshi.
Hideyoshi sighs.
Thank you for showing your heart and soul. I wish you luck. Now… sashay away.
“I do appreciate you giving me this chance.” Hideyoshi clutches his chest. “Off I go.”
Hideyoshi laughs as he struts off. “Oh, I SWEAR if the third warlord WINS…”
Toyotomi Hideyoshi: “I do wish- I did a lot more than I did. But, I am happy to have fought, to have lived and did it.” Hideyoshi smiles. “Nobuna, I hope you feel proud.”
Lipstick Message: “Woo! What a journey. I wish you all the most slayful journey. Act defiant. CONQUER THE WORLD!”
~
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The racers walk into the werkroom.
“Hideyoshi!” Aguacate yells, frowning before smiling. “...Actually, I’m not sad.”
Granny Gorgeous: “I just lip synced for my life. And wow, that was… terrifying.”
“Woo! What a journey. I wish you all the most slayful journey. Act defiant. CONQUER THE WORLD!” Granny smiles.
Haja rolls her eyes.
Haja Hubiani: “Go fuck yourself, Hideyoshi.”
“Okay… and you’re gone, so how did that work?” Haja looks at the mirror.
“Facts.” Jaslene smirks.
Fiore giggles.
Everyone sits down.
“I do want to say, congratulations to my sister, Ms Fiore…” Jaslene smirks, as everyone claps. “For winning her first challenge!”
The racers clap, as Fiore giggles.
Fiore Stravaganza: “I feel so good. I knew I deserved this, but the validation was nice.”
“Totally agree.” Crayola smiles. “I did actually expect Ms Raiz to win though with the caliber she brought.” Crayola responds, looking at Yasmin with a smile.
Fiore looks annoyed.
“You being here has changed lives. I do think you were really, gorgeously baring your heart, and showing world power. You should be proud of yourself.” Crayola grins.
“Thank you.” Yasmin clutches her chest with a grin.
“It was great to see your queer joy.” Omari nods.
“For me, I wish I did win…” Haja shrugs. “But I did really enjoy what you delivered.”
Yasmin blushes.
Fiore Stravaganza: “Should I go walk into a ditch?”
“Why are you all so shocked that I won the challenge?” Fiore asks.
The others look awkwardly, as Jaslene smirks.
“I put together a great shoot, I look amazing, and truly… you’re underestimating me.” Fiore says.
Crayola shakes her head. “Well darling, we didn’t mean-”
“I know what you mean.” Fiore says, coldly.
Aguacate looks into the camera with a kooky face.
“I want to say- I’m here, and I hope you see me now.” Fiore smiles, with a hint of shade.
“We’ve always seen you girl, you’re gorgeous!” Zazu grins.
“Mhm.” Fiore gets up.
Fiore Stravaganza: “I am more than just gorgeous, I am Fiore Stravaganza and I am a superstar.”
“Those girls have no idea the power of us AE girls.” Jaslene says, as the two de-drag.
Fiore Stravaganza: “I, singularly, know what I can do, even if these girls don’t. They will underestimate me for the last time.”
“I’m so ready to keep showing them up. I-” Fiore smiles. “Mean us.”
Jaslene winks.
Fiore Stravaganza: “So know this. I’m coming… and they all… better watch out.”
“Period!” Jaslene yells.
Fiore Stravaganza: “This is the reign of Italy, and we’re not giving up.”
~
The Next Day, Yasmin starts handing out plates.
“Today, on the menu, was requested by Zazu…” Yasmin smiles.
“SALAD!” Zazu grins.
“...You asked for salad?” Jaslene looks at Zazu.
“I love a salad.” Zazu smiles. “Well, there’s a fruit salad, there’s a pear salad-”
“A pear is a fruit.” Omari chuckles.
“I know, but when you ask for a fruit salad, it’s not the same as a pear salad, you know?” Zazu nods.
Everyone looks confused.
“...I get it.” Aguacate fistbumps Zazu.
King Omari Star: “Not the fist bump.”
You’ve got drag mail!
Don’t be spectacular. Be SNATCHTACULAR!
“OH MY GOD!” Aguacate yells.
Yasmin drops her bowl. “YES!”
It’s Drag Time!
Hi Racers! This is it…
Racers, for this week’s challenge, it’s time for the SNATCH GAME!
Everyone cheers.
For this week’s maxi challenge, it’s time for you to put your celebrity impersonation skills to the test in the Snatch Game! Impersonate a favorite celebrity, show off your skills and MAKE ME LAUGH!
Aguacate: “I am so excited for this challenge. I know what to do, I know what I do well- and I am ready for this.”
~
The racers sit around the tables and start chatting.
“So, what are we all doing for the snatch gaaaame?” Aguacate asks.
“Well, I’ve decided I’m going outside of my child-friendly box.” Crayola says, with pride in her voice.
“How so?” Omari asks.
“I’m doing Elmo.” Crayola winks.
The others look at Crayola.
King Omari Star: “Oh lord.”
“Stepping outside your child-friendly box onto sesame street?” Omari winks.
“No!” Crayola chuckles. “I want to surprise people. It’s a take you can feel like will be at first, child friendly. But I want to shock with something unexpected. An X-rated take on it.”
“They’re gonna sue your ass.” Aguacate laughs.
“Noooooo!” Crayola chuckles. “My dear, you don’t get it.”
Crayola Boxx: “I feel like this is a smart approach. They may not see the vision, but I do. I feel comfortable and excited for this.”
“I am the one and only Nelson Mandela.” Omari grins.
Zazu gasps. “THE Nelson Mandela? He’s a sacred figure!”
“Didn’t stop your-” Aguacate starts before being shushed.
“This could be seen as controversial, but I believe all people can be parodied- and the real Nelson Mendela would take this with love and laughter. And I will be making prison jokes.” Omari says.
Zazu looks worriedly. “Are you sure you can do it well?”
Omari smirks. “Look at my drag and you can see the answer.”
Aguacate cackles.
“I have decided to do Betty White.” Granny smiles.
Aguacate looks into the camera.
Aguacate: “Must I say more?”
“Ms Raiz, you’re a comedian.. Who are you doing?” Aguacate purses her lips.
Yasmin takes out a big knife.
Aguacate screams.
“Padma Lakshimi, my deary-diddly-do!” Yasmin holds the knife in the air. “The top chef.”
Yasmin Raiz: “I am also a top chef.” Yasmin giggles. “JKDSNAMDNSAMDAS!!”
“This is fun.” Aguacate nods.
“Charlize Theron for me.” Zazu grins.
Aguacate makes another awkward face.
“I wanted to do a Pakistani Celebrity, but I’ve decided… Priyanka Chopra is a better option.” Haja says.
“I’m… a bit surprised at this.” Yasmin looks at Haja.
“How come?” Haja asks.
Yasmin makes a confused face. “She’s not the most Pakistani friendly. Her comments…”
Haja blinks twice before responding “I mean, let’s not get into geopolitical conflict.” Haja says. “It’s not worth it.”
Yasmin makes a face.
Yasmin Raiz: “Oh, she’s not politically active, clearly. Her face just went blank.”
“I think this is a good choice.” Haja responds. “And I want to show what I can do.”
“Okay..” Yasmin smiles awkwardly.
“So many good choices…” Aguacate grins. “I am doing Cantinflas.”
“Who is that?” Granny asks.
“ The ICONIC Mexican comedian. He is a big inspiration for my drag and I will be going absolutely crazy with him. He was a psychopath like me!” Aguacate grins.
Crayola Boxx: “I cannot tell if that is a joke or not.”
“Well, I cannot wait to see you all give your best.” Aguacate laughs.
“You didn’t ask me and Jaslene.” Fiore looks at Aguacate.
“Oh, pretty girls?” Aguacate winks.
“I mean, I am doing Super B, Bilma, from the 2002 hit movie Super B. Because I can play a ditzy, sexy, female heroine.” Jaslene looks over. “And I know how to do it well.”
Aguacate shrugs.
“And I’m doing Donatella Versace.” Fiore adds.
“So, pretty girls.” Aguacate laughs.
“And you’re doing someone ugly, like you?” Jaslene looks over.
Aguacate laughs.
“I know I can do this.” Fiore looks at Jaslene. “Donatella is a good choice.”
“I’m sure it is, babe.” Jaslene nods. “Let’s prac-”
“I think I’m going to focus solo for a moment.” Fiore smiles. “If that’s okay?”
“Oh yeah, sure.” Jaslene nods.
Fiore Stravaganza: “I am not leaving anything to chance this week.”
~
Chronologica goes to visit the racers.
Zazu Nova!
“Hiiiiiii!” Zazu waves.
How do you feel about the Snatch Game?
“Oh, this is going to be fun.” Zazu grins. “Is my thought.”
Who are you portraying?
“Charlize Theron aka one of my idols.” Zazu smiles. “She’s pretty, and I will talk about like how her mom killed her dad….”
Chronologica’s eyes bulge.
Zazu Nova: “Charlize Theron is a WARRIOR.”
But how are you going to make it funny?
“Well, I will have a strong…” Zazu talks. “South African Accent… and I will joke about my roles… and it will be fabulous.”
Okay, I don’t see it right now, but I want you to work on it, and really showcase how you can.
Zazu Nova: “I feel confident.” Zazu grins.
…
Fiore Stravaganza!
“Ms Logica.” Fiore smiles.
You won last week. Thus far, everyone who has won… has lip synced the following week. Do you plan on repeating this pattern?
“God no, I’m better than that.”
Chronologica chuckles.
Who are you doing for the Snatch Game?
“Donatella Versace.” Fiore smirks.
Tell me why.
“Because she is a diva. She’s blonde, she’s pretty, she’s rich, and she’s a little bit of a bitch.”
Chronologica grins.
“I also think she’s witty. She will respond and bite and reflect at this foolishness around her.” Fiore grins.
What is the foolishness here?
“Some of these girls are clowns.” Fiore shrugs.
I don’t think you’re entirely wrong.
Fiore smirks.
I want you to really keep driving on this bitchy, fun flair. I think it’s a smart choice, and I look forward to seeing it.
“Thank you.” Fiore nods.
…
Hello, Haja!
“Hi Chronologica.” Haja smiles.
Now, you’ve been really under the radar, thus far.
Haja nods.
Haja Hubiani: “Thanks, Chronologica.”
What are you going to do this week to show off?
“I am going to be Priyanka Chopra.” Haja nods. “It’s an excuse to show off me, and to be a famous actress.”
I’m surprised you’re not doing a fashion diva, or something fun- not what I expected?
“In a good way?” Haja winks.
Chronologica shrugs.
Haja looks slightly nervous.
I want you to know this week, I need you to do something. For good or bad, everyone else here has had a moment I can see shining. I’m going to need you to do really good.
Haja nods. “Okay.”
Good luck… and don’t fuck it up.
Haja exhales.
~
As they get ready, Yasmin turns to Aguacate and Crayola.
“I feel like this is going to be a fun snatch game.” Yasmin grins.
“I do really agree.” Aguacate smiles.
“Same.” Crayola nods. “For me, it’s an opportunity to show off another side of me.”
“Well, you know, I would’ve expected like Elmo, you’ve had a hand up you.” Aguacate looks at Crayola.
Yasmin gasps, as Crayola looks speechless.
“Aguacate, you can’t say THAT!” Crayola looks shocked.
Aguacate: “If you can’t deal with a fisti-” Aguacate looks into the camera. “How are you supposed to be a dirty Elmo?!”
“No, I do agree.” Aguacate nods. “Especially as this is a meaningful one for me.”
Yasmin and Crayola look surprised as Aguacate speaks normally.
“How so?” Crayola asks.
Aguacate's eyes light up, brimming with excitement. She takes a deep breath and begins to share her story.
"Well, you see, growing up, I had a special connection with Cantinflas." Aguacate grins, as if reflecting. "I used to watch his movies with my Abuelo, and it became our little tradition. Cantinflas had this incredible ability to make people laugh and bring joy to their lives, including mine."
“That is lovely.” Crayola smiles.
Aguacate pauses, before grinning. "You see, I come from a humble background. We didn't have much, and life wasn't always easy. But Cantinflas taught me that laughter could be a form of resilience, a way to rise above adversity. He inspired me to embrace my own unique quirks and use them to make others smile. And I cannot wait to show myself off and SLAY this.”
Haja shuffles in her seat nearby.
Yasmin Raiz smiles. "Aguacate, that's beautiful. Your love and admiration for Cantinflas shine through your every word. I feel the same about… cooking.”
Aguacate and Crayola turn to look at Yasmin.
"Cooking?" Aguacate raises an eyebrow. "Tell me more, Yasmin."
“Well, for as long as I can remember, cooking has been my ultimate form of self-expression. It's not just about creating delicious dishes; it's about infusing love, creativity, and laughter into every meal I make."
“I do love to eat, too.” Crayola giggles.
Yasmin smiles. "As I grew older, I realized that cooking allowed me to combine two of my greatest passions: comedy and food. I began experimenting with different flavors, textures, and ingredients, infusing dishes with unexpected twists and humorous presentations."
“So, where’s my invite to the dinner party?” Aguacate responds.
“Soon.” Yasmin smiles. “Padma Lakshmi is that. I feel excited to show it, and embrace it.”
“I love how…” Crayola beams. “We’re all so excited. We know we can do this, show ourselves and provide a fantastic snatch game.”
Haja Hubiani: “They’re all EXCITED. And I feel stressed. And…”
“I can’t do this.” Haja says to herself. “I’m out.”
Without another word, Haja walks out.
“...Okay?” Aguacate looks at the others.
“Is she okay?” Granny responds.
“Probably just needed a moment.” Crayola smiles. “We all do.”
Outside, Haja sits alone.
“I’m frustrated.” Haja talks to the camera. “I feel as if like, I feel like- I haven’t quite hit the mark. I know this is a big challenge. I want to show myself, I want-” Haja exhales, looking around.
…
…
"I thought... I thought someone would follow me." Haja whispers to herself, her voice trembling. She looks back at the door.. but the doorway remains empty.
Haja’s eyes well with tears. “Okay.”
Haja continues to look at the door as Aguacate’s laughter booms.
…
…
Haja looks at the door.
…
…
…
"I can do this." Haja mutters to herself. "I didn't come this far to give up now. I have a voice, a story to share, and I won't let my fears silence me."
Haja gets up.
“Challenge time.”
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